Thank you for tuning in from sunny Los Angeles, California, where we’re still buzzing—not just from the local recreational cannabis but also from the monumental verdict handed down in New York City yesterday.
In a historic turn of events, former President Donald Trump received the most guilty verdicts ever recorded for a president, racking up a staggering three guilty verdicts in one day. This achievement surpasses the 1971-72 Lakers’ record of 33 consecutive wins, and Trump did it without the likes of Wilt Chamberlain or Jerry West—an achievement all by himself.
For those watching in Florida, where history books might be a distant memory thanks to Ron DeSantis’s educational reforms, this day will surely be etched in history. The verdict was unanimous across all charges, with each juror receiving a thank-you from the judge and a gift basket mysteriously signed by Melania Trump. However, Melania was notably absent from the courtroom and has yet to make any public statements of support, leaving many to speculate whether she was simply shopping for a new summer hat.
Despite this historic verdict, Trump still faces three more serious legal battles, making this case feel like the “low-hanging fruit” of his legal troubles. Some might compare it to O.J. Simpson being convicted for speeding—a preliminary step in a broader saga of legal issues.
The reactions from Trump’s supporters have been as mixed as ever. While some continue to defend him passionately, calling this conviction a “George Floyd moment” for Trump supporters, others, like Roger Stone, argue that Trump is merely a victim of political persecution, despite the 34 felonies. This fervent defense contrasts sharply with the reality of the situation.
Outside the court in New York, a mix of hope and frustration was evident. While one supporter expressed a desire for national unity and love, another expressed their disdain in less cordial terms. This dichotomy highlights the polarized climate surrounding Trump’s legal battles.
The GOP leaders, despite their own reservations about Trump, are toeing the party line. Ted Cruz, who once admitted a primal urge to run Trump over, is now rallying behind him, reflecting the party’s deep fear and respect for the former president’s influence. This has led to a spectacle where defending Trump has become as crucial as denouncing his critics.
Trump’s recent press conference at Trump Tower was a spectacle of its own. Avoiding questions, Trump rambled incoherently about everything from fictional threats of tax hikes and car bans to bizarre claims about non-disclosure agreements being commonplace. His performance was reminiscent of a drunken best man’s speech—disjointed and off-topic.
As the trial concludes, Trump’s legal team, particularly attorney Todd Blanch, faces the harsh reality of their client’s legal woes. Blanch’s strained demeanor and Trump’s self-directed defense strategy reflect the chaotic nature of their approach.
Scheduled for sentencing on July 11th—four days before the Republican National Convention—Trump’s legal battles have surprisingly become a fundraising boon for his campaign. His team claimed to have raised over $34 million in donations following the verdict. This money, they warn, should be solely directed to Trump, with any diversion considered an affront.
In the meantime, President Biden continues to focus on the positive aspects of his administration, from job growth to increasing oil production, contrasting sharply with Trump’s dire predictions. The American public is left to navigate this turbulent period, balancing political controversies with the realities of daily life.
As Trump heads to his Bedminster Golf House for the weekend and embarks on a fundraising tour, the nation watches, waits, and wonders what the future holds for this unprecedented legal and political saga.
